Grave Legends: How the Legend Began

The Story Behind the Legend

To say this book is a long time coming would be an understatement. From the time I started writing this story to the time that it has been released under the title Grave Legends, eighteen years has passed. Eighteen years!! To be sure, this book has a story behind it and it isn’t a pretty one.

For starters, this book was inspired by one of the most spectacular places. In 2000 I took a job in Cincinnati, far away from where I am now nestled in the mountains of Virginia. I moved there for two reasons. The first was because I wanted to watch a few baseball games. Since I’m a Reds fan there wasn’t much other option. Second, I needed a job and got an offer from a firm in the brokerage industry and off I went. Before I moved to Cincinnati I had this strong desire to write a book. I was already a voracious reader and thought writing a book would be a new challenge. A new job, a new challenge…all kinds of new beginnings for me. A friend of mine named Jennifer (I graduated high school with her) lived in Cincinnati and decided one Saturday afternoon that it was time to give me a proper tour of the city and its surroundings. One of the places we ventured off to that afternoon was a place called Spring Grove Cemetery on the outskirts of the city off of I-75. The wonder and mystery of that place stole my breath that day.

When I got home that night my mind couldn’t get away from the awe I felt in that place. It was beautiful and peaceful, it was dark and macabre. It would take a poet to properly describe the place. I began to come up with the idea for a book I later titled Legends and Landmarks, Volume I: The Night Walker. As I stood in the cemetery in awe that day the Legends series was born. When I first started writing I only intended on writing one book. This story became a four part series. I wrote the first book, did a spell check in Microsoft Word, and uploaded the document to vanity publisher and released the damn thing. Yeah! I was officially a writer.

Well, until one of my readers contacted me and told me I needed an editor. Badly!! For a guy who prides himself on his work, this was terribly embarrassing. I read that book a dozen times and found a few errors. Surely I must have caught all of my mistakes. So, round two. I publish the next version of the book. And still…the feedback was at least cordial. “Great story, horrible editor!” I didn’t have the guts to tell the critic that I was the editor. I accepted a brutal truth after the third time publishing this book. The truth was that I was a very creative writer. I was also possibly the worst editor on the planet.

Another truth came to me years later. Writing a book is hard work. But rewriting and editing, then rewriting and editing again is a miserable and necessary task. I have one of the worst flaws a writer can possibly have. I’m impatient as hell. Once I finish the rough draft of a book I want YOU to read it immediately. It’s true. But that’s not the way things work. I still have the patience of a stubborn mule, but I forced myself to do something about a year ago. I forgot that I had the books still available online. I haven’t promoted them in years (the series). I pulled the books offline and decided that I’d be done with them forever. Damnit, I had no business having those out there.

But the story still stuck out in my head after all these years. A few months ago I dug up the old document on my computer and started to read it again. Holy shit was it bad! After eighteen years of writing I’ve learned a lot. My style has changed and improved over the years. If I was going to put this book back out it needed some changes, and I don’t mean minor ones! I read the first paragraph and realized that there is no way I’d write something this bad today. I couldn’t write it that badly if I was half drunk and trying to write badly. Well, maybe that’s a stretch.

I found myself rewriting almost every other paragraph in this book. I wanted to have it finished by June of 2018 but that was impossible. I forced myself to have patience. I didn’t even like the flat ending (flat in my opinion). I made a lot of changes to this book, trying to keep the original style in which it was written. There is no way I could write something like this today. As a writer (an artist) I’m in a much different place mentally and emotionally. However, the story is really good. I read this book again and realized that it still held up well after eighteen years. The entire series does. So, I’m off to the rewriting of the second book in the series, Grave Legends, Freedom’s Path.

I’m sure the process of rewriting the second book will be just as miserable as the first. I’ll keep you posted as to the ups and downs on Facebook and Twitter. Be sure to follow me there. In the meantime, I’m working on some new material between rewrites that I think my readers are going to love! Stay tuned.

Cyrus

Coming Soon!!!

The small village of Pleasant Hills is the home of a deadly secret, a long forgotten legend that spans across time. From the first settlers to present day, an evil has been hiding among them. Two local reporters from the nearby city stumble upon this legend while writing a book, deciding that the local legend is worth digging deep enough to uncover the truth. They find that some legends are real, some secrets should remain hidden.

Eric and Todd now find themselves on the run, trying to elude the diabolical forces they stirred after digging too deep to find what really happened over two centuries ago, to find out why the buried dead among them cannot rest, and why they are trapped in their own purgatory somewhere between heaven and hell. It’s a fight for their lives when they become the target of the unnatural forces they unleashed.

Tales From the Sunset Pub NOW AVAILABLE!

Tales From the Sunset Pub had a July 1, 2017 release on Amazon and is available in paperback for $9.95 and Kindle for $3.99.

When an eccentric collection of friends and neighbors come together because of their love of good conversation, adventure and cold beer you get this odd and varied collection of exploits called Tales From the Sunset Pub. This collection of short stories covers multiple genres as it takes you on a wild ride following the usual suspects that call the Sunset Pub their second home. Along the way sweet liberty is rediscovered, the secrets of the universe are revealed, love has been won and lost, and souls saved! Well, that might be a stretch but it depends on who you ask. Tag along in this adventure that takes you from the dirty jokes from bartenders, to the savage world of war in Vietnam, to the heat and debauchery of Las Vegas. These fun loving characters will put a smile on your face. Tales From the Sunset Pub is the place where Cheers meets The Hangover, with one wild tale after another.

This book is dedicated to all my pals in Cincinnati that used to frequent the pub. I’ve made friendships with these nefarious savages that I hope will last a lifetime! Thanks for the inspiration to finally get around to writing this book. Click on the book cover below to go to Amazon. Cheers!!

A Man Called Doosh!!

A Man Called Doosh is finally available in paperback! Click on the photo below to be taken to Amazon to view the book. Would greatly appreciate a ranking and comment from those of you that have read it. Much appreciated. Thanks so much for following my page and my work and for those of you that haven’t read this book yet on Kindle, I hope you’ll check it out and leave me a ranking and comment on Amazon. Thanks!

 

POT OF GOLD NOW IN PAPERBACK

Pot of Gold, the hilarious road trip comedy, is now available in paperback on Amazon for $9.95. If you buy the paperback you automatically get the Kindle download for free. I hope you’ll take advantage of this, and be kind enough to leave me an honest ranking and comment on Amazon.

Next in paperback is A Man Called Doosh, another comedy that will have you laughing all the way through. Tales From the Sunset Pub, a multi-genre book, is currently in the editing phase and I hope to see that one in paperback and Kindle within the next month or two. Thanks for following me here and on my social media accounts and check back often. Much appreciative of your support. Click on the photo below!

 

Bedtime Stories For the Terminally Afraid

I finally have my collection of horror short stories available in paperback. This is a revision of the early drafts, having went through several rounds of edits to help make this a better version than the one previously released for ebook.

Here’s the Amazon description:

Discover the twisted tales of Bedtime Stories For the Terminally Afraid by Cyrus Alderwood, one of today’s most unique storytellers. This varied collection of macabre stories leaves you dangling somewhere between the edge of your seat and the edge of your mind.

You’ll find endings you never saw coming in these shorts that include stories about hauntings, demonic possessions, ancient folklore, murder beyond the grave and the craziest vampire story you will ever read, among others. Alderwood’s unconventional style will leave you looking forward to his next book!

Click on the image to go to the Amazon link. Thanks for stopping by and I hope you dig the short stories! Please be kind and leave me an honest ranking and comment on Amazon. Much appreciated!

I Barely Survived That Vicious Beast!

So I’m driving on I-75 just north of Lexington, KY on Friday. Traffic is kind of heavy and moving fast. I’m doing about 76 in a 70 zone. That’s when I felt it. IT!

I glanced down just briefly and saw a big ass spider crawling up my left leg. Thankfully it wasn’t the leg I was using to smash down the gas! I immediately wanted to start thrashing about, but I realized that traffic was too heavy to do anything stupid behind the wheel. I didn’t want to be “that guy” that caused a pile up over a spider. So, instead of being completely freaked out I start smacking my left leg against the door to try and shake this vile creature before he crawled into my leg and took possession of it. I still feel it! But wait, a hour later it was gone. Well, more like a couple of seconds but that felt like an eternity.

So I drive along…normal, once again. Until about ten minutes later. Now I’m doing 82 and traffic is very heavy and I’m in the fast lane. This insane creature hellbent on my destruction is now crawling up my shirt at a pretty fast pace. Now I seriously want to freak out because I swear it looked as big as a tarantula, but only much smaller. I quickly reach over to hit the button to lower the window. My plan is to flip this nefarious human killer off of my large gut and out the window. Boy am I a smart one!

But…slight problem. I didn’t notice that the window only went halfway down. I’m in bumper to bumper traffic and trying to keep my eye on the road. I prayed to the good Lord and even tried to summon the power of Grayskull (ya know, He-Man stuff) and I flipped that monster right off of my shirt. I had no idea the power of that creature. It must have somehow got into my head and caused me to angle the “flip” just enough to suit it. It bounced off the window and landed right on my freakin’ forehead. I saw that creature rise in up the mirror, steadying itself for a killing blow, when I went all “Curly from the Three Stooges” on him, flinging him off of my head as I screamed like a little kid, a shriek that would frighten a scream queen.

I have a feeling that it is in hiding…waiting for the right moment.

Famous Last Words

“I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis.”  Allegedly the last words of Humphrey Bogart before he died of cancer in 1957.

Welcome to my web page, Cyrus Alderwood, author of novels,Final Doosh Cover novellas and short stories about adventure, life, love, laughter, and other assorted topics of filth and ignorance. Thanks for stopping by to hang out. Grab yourself an adult beverage, put your feet up, and stay a while. Maybe we’ll come up with a wretched scheme to take over the world while we’re here.

You will find my work available on all online book retailers including Amazon, Barnes & Noble, the Apple Store and probably a few others I am not aware of.  If you’ve read one of my books, thanks! I appreciate the hell out of that. If not, get ready for a side splitting adventure if you want to read one of my comedies. Those are:

A Man CallPot of Gold Covered Doosh

Pot of Gold

If you’re not into the whole laughter thing and you live somewhere out there in the Twilight Zone then please check out:

Bedtime Stories For the Terminally Afraid

Kick back on the couch late at night for that one and prepare to piss your pants with this short story collection from the horror genre. Rumor has it that this book has actually brought peace to certain parts of the Middle East. I can’t verify this as I’d probably not survive the trip if I went there to try.

Comedy or horror? Which is it, Cyrus? Pick one! Nah, I’m in my prime. I write all kinds of different stuff. So check back often. I’ll give you updates on my current works in progress and fill your brain with other useless information.

 

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