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Looking Forward to the Presidential Debates?

I know I am! I’m going to have a frosty beverage in my hand during what I assume will be a spectacle of such calamity that Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon will be rolling over in their graves. One candidate makes Nixon’s offenses look petty and the other has enough ego to make a Kardashian look humble. Only in America! I dig it.

As for the debates, I’m all about allowing profanity to be a major part of this one. It’s just too good a match-up not to have them calling each other names. I know that the left will stack the moderators like they always do to make the Republican look bad. I wasn’t a Romney fan in 2012, but I did think it was unfair that he had to debate Obama and Candy Crowly at the same time. We all know the news media wants Hillary to win. Let’s just admit it and move on. Trump just has to deal with that reality.

As for moderators, I suggest we use retired pro wrestlers with a gift for smack talk. If Macho Man Randy Savage was still alive I could see him throwing Slim Jim’s to the live audience while he growls out questions to the candidates. Since he’s gone, let’s use Ric Flair for the first one. The Rock would be a good choice for the second debate. “Why did you make us look like a bunch of candy asses in Benghazi, Hillary?” I can see him raising that damn eyebrow after he asked that hard hitting question. The third debate…who else other than Hulk Hogan, fresh off being fired for racism. “How high you gonna build that wall, brother?”